Nathan Gill

Computer Science Advent Calendar 2024

This is a virtual advent calendar containing a series of computer science themed "jokes".

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1

A Broken B-Tree - "All the nodes, but none of the order."

2

A Dangling Pointer - "Like an orphaned child, but in C."

3

The Segfault Elf - "Delivers null gifts to null addresses."

4

A Buffer Overflow Stocking - "Overflow with holiday cheer (or just garbage data)."

5

A Race Condition Sleigh - "Who gets there first? Nobody knows!"

6

A Deadlock Wreath - "Where all threads stop to hang."

7

Null Santa - "Ho ho oh... nothing."

8

A Recursive Gift Box - "Keep opening... forever."

9

An Infinite Loop Garland - "It's beginning to look a lot like CPU usage."

10

Off-By-One Reindeer - "Rudolph's at index 8, but we only have 7."

11

A Heap of Tinsel - "Memory allocated but never freed."

12

A Quantum Countdown Clock - "It's both Christmas and not Christmas until you open it."

13

A Phantom Variable - "Here for Christmas, gone for New Year."

14

A Syntax Error Cookie Cutter - "Cookies with edges... if it compiles."

15

Undefined Behavior Brandy - "Tastes different every time!"

16

A Holiday Memory Leak - "Because 'tis the season to forget."

17

An Overloaded Sleigh - "Just one more operator..."

18

A Singleton Snowflake - "The one and only, unless cloned."

19

A Broken JSON Ornament - "Missing brackets ruin the tree."

20

A Binary Tree Angel - "Left child naughty, right child nice."

21

The Santa Scheduler - "Round-robin gift delivery."

22

A Spaghetti Code Candy Cane - "Twisted in all the wrong places."

23

An Overflowing Call Stack Stocking - "Too much recursion."

24

The Kernel Panic Grinch - "Stealing cycles instead of Christmas."

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