A Broken B-Tree - "All the nodes, but none of the order."
Computer Science Advent Calendar 2024
This is a virtual advent calendar containing a series of computer science themed "jokes".
See the bottom of this page for more information.
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A Dangling Pointer - "Like an orphaned child, but in C."
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The Segfault Elf - "Delivers null gifts to null addresses."
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A Buffer Overflow Stocking - "Overflow with holiday cheer (or just garbage data)."
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A Race Condition Sleigh - "Who gets there first? Nobody knows!"
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A Deadlock Wreath - "Where all threads stop to hang."
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Null Santa - "Ho ho oh... nothing."
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A Recursive Gift Box - "Keep opening... forever."
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An Infinite Loop Garland - "It's beginning to look a lot like CPU usage."
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Off-By-One Reindeer - "Rudolph's at index 8, but we only have 7."
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A Heap of Tinsel - "Memory allocated but never freed."
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A Quantum Countdown Clock - "It's both Christmas and not Christmas until you open it."
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A Phantom Variable - "Here for Christmas, gone for New Year."
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A Syntax Error Cookie Cutter - "Cookies with edges... if it compiles."
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Undefined Behavior Brandy - "Tastes different every time!"
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A Holiday Memory Leak - "Because 'tis the season to forget."
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An Overloaded Sleigh - "Just one more operator..."
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A Singleton Snowflake - "The one and only, unless cloned."
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A Broken JSON Ornament - "Missing brackets ruin the tree."
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A Binary Tree Angel - "Left child naughty, right child nice."
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The Santa Scheduler - "Round-robin gift delivery."
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A Spaghetti Code Candy Cane - "Twisted in all the wrong places."
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An Overflowing Call Stack Stocking - "Too much recursion."
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The Kernel Panic Grinch - "Stealing cycles instead of Christmas."
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